written by
Sandy Baron
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Jack Klompus
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David Paymer
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Cliff Gorman
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John Methuselah Bronstein
A studious Fat Guy looked up at Margaret the waitress, and he said, "Give me some of that turkey on toast, please."
"On toast, Fat Guy?" said Margaret.
Fatty grinned, "Yep. TOAST."
Margaret said, "Why didn't you SAY that?"
"No, you didn't. You said, 'Al Pacino'! Fess up!"
Fatty lunged, "I did not! You lie, Margaret!"
"I lie when I FEEL like lying, Fatty! Then, and ONLY then."
"I did not say 'Al Pacino'! You're out of ORDER, Margaret."
editor's note:
Margaret Kazanjian was a take-no-prisoners sort of woman.
She posed a risk to others.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW1WYrdxfMk
"Risky business," Jack Bronstein grinned reassuringly.
Fatty nodded.
Jack asked, "Are you and Margaret having another lovers' quarrel, Fatty?"
Margaret said, "In Fat Guy's DREAMS, Jack."
Jack shrugged, "Huh?"
Noisily, Fatty cracked open some Burfresca materials, i.e. Samhain Blend Blue Moon & Guinness Stout.
"Anyway," said Jack. "How's school, Margaret. Is Kitazzy still offering computer training?"
Margaret smiled, "Oh, yes. Get a load of this. Remember 'rich text format'? And 'spell-check'? Now, they have the 'florid purple prose activator.' It's great for poetry."
"Yeeeaaahhh," beamed Fatty. "Here's to Edgar Allan of Baltimora."
Promptly, policeman Whigham Shea appeared. Chip on shoulder...anger in the eyes.
"Look here," said Shea.
Fatty blurted out, "Shea? Write Margaret a ticket for being too sexy. The CHIN keeps WAGGING, and the--"
